Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Homemade Cough Syrup...Guaranteed to Cure You of EVERYTHING

Here is the recipe from the witch doctor. It tastes horrendous, terrible and miserable but it works and is very effective. It is almost as if you can feel this potion killing the bad germs in your body.
After it is made, keep in the refrigerator indefinately... no joke, I think they found stuff like this in the pyramids.

1 pound garlic, peeled and minced
1 pint glycerine
1 cup honey

Cover garlic with equal parts vinegar and water. Place in a jar and let stand for 4 days. Shake each day (three times a day).
Add one pint glycerine to the mixture.
Shake. Let stand one day.
Force through a strainer and save the liquid.
Add 1 cup honey to mixture and blend.
Put in jar and refrigerate.

Take 1 tsp every 2-3 hours as needed.

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