Thursday, October 01, 2009

Home Security for the Frugal

1. Go to a thrift store and purchase a well worn pair of large men's workboots, or two pair.
2. Leave on porch along with a couple of large dog food bowls.
3. Leave a note on the door that says,
"Hey Jim, Bubba and Big Al,
Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman, so I had to lock them up in the house. Went to buy some ammunition, be back in 15 minutes. Better wait outside"

1 comment:

Laurie said...

Oh that's funny!!