Monday, February 13, 2012

Barbie gets an Implant....err, Camera Implant

photo by engadget
The popular Mattel Barbie doll (loathed by feminists for portraying unrealistic images of women and loved by children and perverts) has come out with a doll for the year 2012.  Barbie now comes with a built in camera.  And not just any camera, but a 5 megapixel camera (larger than many cell phones).  I guess Mattel is just trying to keep up with the times, a blend of technology and Barbie, retailing for $50.
Well, the geniuses behind this gem crossed a line.  Whether you think Barbie is just a toy for kids or you feel it is contributing to hate crimes -- no one can argue with the fact that the placement of the technology is a bit, well uncouth.
The viewfinder is located on her chest and torso.  The lens is located on her upper back.
The USB hub for downloading photos is located at the base of her spine, just above her buttocks.
The camera "button" for snapping the pics, well - that would be just above her crotch.
Very classy.

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