Unattended children will be given espresso and a new puppy
One of our favorite places to get a delicious cup of coffee is Bad Ass Coffee. They feature Kona coffee and offer many flavors, blended frozen coffees and some baked goods. The plain old coffee is my favorite, particularly served ice over coffee ice cubes! Delicious, especially as the coffee cubes melt and you get a second drink later on.
The shop is a bit "hippy" run by a Jerry Garcia lookalike, but the service is great and the coffee is delicious. They have a number of signs and I love witty and clever signs.
The above quote was on display and I thought it was fitting and clever.